Trying to Stay Up When Everything Seems Down

On this gray depressing morning, I am trying to remain positive about my future but it ain't easy!  Job searches for positions that call for unlimited sarcasm and tons of life experience have turned up nothing.  I was aghast-seriously?  When the company is in upheaval-wouldn't it be wise to have a top notch employee provide some levity?  I have led Cub Scouts through a physical fitness badge.  I have bravely embraced a position few would dare tackle, that of an elementary school lunch monitor.  Give me a whistle and order will be restored. I have worked the call center of the bank's overdraft department tackling each irate customer.  I am fearless!!!